Welcome to your new weekly obsession: Sorority Horoscopes, where we match your chapter with the energy you’re bringing into the week. Some signs read the stars—we read the group chat.
From iced coffee moments and spontaneous road trips to Canva binges and recruitment prep delusions, these predictions are 99% vibes, 1% scientific (but like, freakishly accurate).
Read on to see what the stars have in store for your chapter ✨
You’re in your wellness era—Pilates, iced matcha, and journaling about your dream bid day theme. Main character summer is in full swing.
Every day’s a new aesthetic. Coastal cowgirl on Monday, matcha-core on Tuesday, and clean girl at night. Keep mixing the vibe, it’s working.
You’re rewatching your comfort show, deep into a delulu situationship, and romantically overthinking everything. Classic. Stay cute.
You just turned a coffee run into a content shoot. You're the moment. You're the mood board. Keep living like life is a Pinterest board.
Your suitcase has been packed since May. You're the friend who says “let’s just book it,” and you mean it. Spontaneous summer energy activated.
Everyone thinks you’re out every night, but actually? You’re in bed by 10 with a sleep mask and your favorite candle. Self-care is the move.
You planned a picnic, made a playlist, and reminded the group chat about SPF. You’re the fun mom of the friend group—and they need you.
You're bouncing between soft girl and boss girl eras—one day it's skincare and sunsets, the next it's spreadsheets and sales goals. Love the balance.
Your summer vibe is “overbooked, but thriving.” You’ve RSVP’d yes to everything, and somehow you’re still the most put-together in the group.
You're making a “this or that” for everything—travel fits, coffee orders, late-night snacks. You are the group chat entertainment.
You’re that friend who brings snacks, chargers, and good vibes on every road trip. Iconic main character of the group text.
Your go-to phrases this week: “We deserve this,” “Just treat yourself,” and “I needed a little serotonin.” You bought the sweatshirt. We support you.
You’ve been editing a photo dump called “July core” since June. Honestly? You're building digital art.
Your camera roll is 90% sunset pics and blurry bestie moments. You’re not trying to romanticize summer—it just happens naturally.
You’re either deeply off-grid or posting 12 stories a day. There’s no in-between. We love the mystery.
You’re the girl with 5 books on her nightstand and 17 unread messages. Forever caught between escapism and productivity.
You say you’re taking it easy but just made a whole Google Doc for your girls' trip itinerary. Low-key high-functioning.
Your aesthetic this week: oversized sunnies, messy bun, emotional support tumbler. Your vibe? Effortless and elite.
You're living like every day is a mini holiday—strawberry lemonade, lip gloss, matching outfits, and a playlist for everything. We adore it.
You’re quietly booked and busy. While everyone’s at brunch, you’re planning a drop, editing content, or building your empire. Respect.
Convention mode = activated. You're on the road, in your element, and absolutely thriving. This is your Super Bowl. Shine bright.
You just posted a meme, reorganized your room, and ordered three new notebooks. Chaos? A little. But it’s cute chaos.
You said no more online shopping and then bought another hoodie “just to see if I’d like it.” Girl math is undefeated.
You’re the human version of “this deserves a little celebration.” From pool days to post-pickup iced coffees—joy is the brand.
You're doing hot girl walks with your grandma, sending encouraging texts, and being so real about burnout. Sweetheart of the season.
Your week in three words: iced, pink, and unbothered. A little sparkle, a lot of confidence. You are the summer it-girl.
📲 Check back every week for your newest forecast—drop it in the group chat, post your fav on your story, and yes, you’re allowed to screenshot the others too.
🧡 xoxo, Duo
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